Christmas is just days away. For my Hannukah celebrating friends, of which there are many, I wish you a happy eight days. Regardless of what we celebrate, and I'm going to avoid the whole topic of what's polically correct or not, we all look forward to the holiday season. Whether it's because we love to…
Chuck Norris facts – all new!!
The 22 facts about Chuck Norris that I posted a few days ago have become hugely popular. As I said in the post, those were sent to me in a forwarded email, so unfortunately, I have no idea where they originated from. However, not being one to let an opportunity to jump on a bandwagon…
If I were a cartoon.
I was reading my buddy Atle's blog earlier and I think I found the coolest thing I've ever seen. You can create your own South Park character. This is so much fun. I think I just wasted forty-five minutes putting this badboy together. Those of you who know me, tell me this isn't pretty damn…
Chuck Norris – the facts
Many of you have probably already seen this in forwarded email form, but it's actually one of the funnier things I've been forwarded. Everything you always wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were afraid to ask. Enjoy. 22 Chuck Norris Facts 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2.…
Oh Canada, will you give me the life I crave?
Maybe it's just because it's Monday, but it seems to me as though the particularly cold weather can help to contribute to a mindset in a person that sort of favors escapism. As I was driving to work this morning, I found myself lost in one of those daydreams that so completely took me over…
Jessica Simpson and My Garden Hose
What's a guy to do when he really wants to blog about something but really has nothing to blog about? Before I get into that, I need to point out that I accidentally deleted my post from yesterday. I was talking about how Jessica Simpson would probably fall in love with me if we were…
Not so silent, but still deadly.
Someone explain to me why it is that some guys walk into a public men's room and behave as though they're in the privacy of their own home. The other day I was in the men's room at work taking care of some paper work when someone came in and used one of the urinals.…
When life gets tough, the trick is to curl up in a fetal position and cry, “I like teddy bears, I like cotton candy, I like hugs! Hugs and cotton candy and teddy bears don’t make me feel scared. I’m scared!”
But sometimes crying out while in a fetal position just isn't possible. In the words of eighties rock phenomenon, Scandal, "Shootin' at the walls of heartache — BANG, BANG — I am the warrior!"
Why?
What a good question this is! Why did you do that? Why is this here? Why didn't you tell me that? Why would I say that? Why am I naked? Why do you think I killed him? Why is my toothbrush in your shoe? Why did you lick my forehead? Why is this rat poison…
I Think It Was the Dandy Warhols Who Said, “Every Day Should Be A Holiday.”
It has just come to my attention that February 22 is official For The Love of Mike Day. I'm not making this up. Click here for a complete list of all the important holidays you'll need to mark on your calendar. But back to For The Love of Mike Day. I have no doubt that…
Because the World is Round 