I can’t believe the life this is taking on.
February 8, 2006
Tony Danza reads Chuck Norris facts to Chuck Norris!
Posted by Mike under "Across the Universe" (posts which I'm simply unsure how to categorize) | Tags: Chuck, Chuck Norris, Norris, Tony Danza |[55] Comments
February 8, 2006 at 10:56 am
I heard you laugh in the background…or whoever that was.
February 8, 2006 at 11:12 am
That’s actually not me. Just whoever taped it. I linked to that at YouTube.
February 9, 2006 at 1:46 pm
the voice sync is off a little bit, but its stuff funny as hell
February 9, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Yes, its funny, but I can’t understand so much, only few things. hilarious though
February 9, 2006 at 6:38 pm
is there anyway to download these videos… im on dialup
Peter
http://peteremcc.wordpress.com
November 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm
yea go to http://clipnabber.com type in a youtube (or any other site listed bellow’s) web address when viewing the video and click download as mp4
February 10, 2006 at 8:02 am
hello these things are funny as fuck
February 10, 2006 at 11:16 am
this shit is so funny even chuck norris would laugh
November 24, 2011 at 1:01 pm
lol Ikr. Ahahhhahahahahahahaha
February 10, 2006 at 2:30 pm
I’m jealous.
I posted this a long time ago – along with some other spin offs from the Chuck Norris obsession.
http://stealbelow.wordpress.com/2006/01/10/chuck-norris-speaks-out-about-chuck-norris-facts/
February 11, 2006 at 12:36 pm
haha, that’s hilarious!
I love the Walker, Texas Ranger lever on Conan.
February 13, 2006 at 2:41 pm
http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=faf9c6b024a0cf0f0a62a239c65eee99&showtopic=3134723
February 18, 2006 at 5:07 pm
i love those lists. hilarious.
February 24, 2006 at 7:48 am
I love the lists “Chuck Norris Facts”. I love you Chuck. I really miss Walker Texas Ranger. I really wish you would continue the TV series, they’re for all ages. God Bless You Chuck
March 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
LMAO that is soooooo funny. take a look at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com tis propa class i have to say thumbs up lads and lasses
April 8, 2006 at 10:52 pm
Listen to this chuck norris fact from my brothers site:
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
April 19, 2006 at 3:35 pm
What is up with Chuck norris any ways???
April 21, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Where did all this Chuck Norris jokes start?
April 27, 2006 at 8:36 am
they started with a college student somewhere back east. he actually got to meet chuck. AND HE LIVED!!!
May 16, 2006 at 5:00 am
oh my god!! ive no other words to say!!
May 29, 2006 at 12:57 am
so whats all the fuss about chuck norris, bob marley shot the sheriff
June 23, 2006 at 7:08 am
Brill.ive always wondered what chuck would think of these comments about him and now i know… great link.
June 23, 2006 at 2:51 pm
CHUCK NORRIS SHOWED TONY DANZA WHO’S THE BOSS!!!
July 12, 2006 at 1:18 pm
It’s a little known fact that Chuck Norris was originally cast for the part of Danny Tanner in the 90′s hit television series “Full House”. It wasn’t until the very last minute that Bob Sagat was cast for the part of Danny Tanner after a very unfortunate incident involving Chuck Norris and one of the Olson Triplets.
July 15, 2006 at 7:27 pm
I cant believe that Chuck didnt roundhouse kick Tony Danza right in his face for any reason necesary
July 30, 2006 at 5:40 pm
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August 5, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Chuck we all love you and wish you the very best. Keep up the good work.
August 5, 2006 at 7:28 pm
I love your show chuckie boy, keep on rollen and keep on kicken. whoop some big boys butt. Man I bought toilet paper the other day with my mom and just had to have the chuck norris toilet paper man we had to take it back because my shit wouldn’t stick. My mommy had to go back and get some.
October 29, 2006 at 12:47 am
chuck is the greatest,one of the better actors, i’d watch any movie with him in it. the chuck norris facts are priceless and so great, i’m sure he sees the funny side. pity walker had to end, sure beats some of the tv series shown today. love ya heaps,best wishes,hope to see you again on tv.
October 29, 2006 at 12:54 am
I live in australia, with my mum brother and 2 sisters, mum has been a fan of chuck norris for many years, she now has added us to the fan list. we love all his movies and we have series 1 of walker.not only is chuck a great actor, to us he has contributed so much to the world, he is a good all rounder. many kids look up to him, for all the right reason, other actors could take a leaf out of chuck,s book. all the best chuck to you and your family. we 5 aussies love ya
November 17, 2006 at 4:25 am
Check out this chuck norris random generator at http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com.
November 27, 2006 at 6:09 pm
it was ok i guess this site needs more chuck facts.
February 7, 2007 at 6:33 am
damn this chuck stuff is a ripper, always leaves me rolling around on da floor.
February 12, 2007 at 9:18 am
where can I find all the chuck norris jokes in the world
February 17, 2007 at 11:19 pm
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, huge shotguns kegs.
February 17, 2007 at 11:20 pm
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, he just shotguns kegs.
March 9, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Breaking news, officals say that Anna Nicole Smiths Autopsy has concluded that the cause of dealth was a swift roundhouse kick to side of the head. Police say that they may have a suspect but will not say who do too extreme fear that Chuck Norris will unleash a Roundhouse huricane kick and
completely destroy the Bahama’s
March 10, 2007 at 9:36 pm
carissa phy Says:
February 10th, 2006 at 11:16 am
this shit is so funny even chuck norris would laugh
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….he did
September 28, 2010 at 3:33 pm
lol i just watched it again after 4 years!!! still fffing funny!
May 2, 2007 at 10:24 pm
THIS IS AMAZING!!! I HEART CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!
May 8, 2007 at 2:07 pm
whats the last thing that goes through the minds of chuck norris’ victims??
his foot!
haha
i love these jokes!
June 14, 2007 at 4:34 pm
if you spell chuck norrises’ name wrong on google it dosent say did you mean chuck norris it says run while you can
July 7, 2007 at 5:18 pm
that’s hilarious.. I can’t believe nobody was afraid to be in the same room as him.. lol.. jk..
July 11, 2007 at 4:54 pm
This sh_t is just frackin great!.. Someone wrote a short thing analyzing the trend at rafterjumpon.com about the ranger in texas. Something about Walker is Bush is a love/hate thing.
August 16, 2007 at 12:08 am
How many Chuck Norris’s does it take to change a light bulb….. None if the light bulb knows whats good for it.
August 20, 2007 at 1:38 pm
that’s my video lol
September 19, 2007 at 12:23 pm
cuz we both thought,that love last foreve. Stacy Fabian.
January 6, 2008 at 6:27 pm
that is funny as hell
January 31, 2008 at 3:55 am
he’s the star in my eyes always.
September 27, 2008 at 11:39 am
Accidents don’t happen to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris happens to accidents.
October 24, 2008 at 9:24 pm
why the hell would he tell Chuck Norris these things? Chuck Norris already knows
but seriously was it me or was he letting it go to his head a little. especially when danza said “chuck norris doesn’t sleep. he waits,” man it almost seemed like Chuck was proud of that or something
November 28, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.
January 6, 2009 at 9:45 am
this shit is so funny
February 7, 2012 at 4:39 am
Chuck norris can answer a question with out Seeing it.
November 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.