55 thoughts on “Tony Danza reads Chuck Norris facts to Chuck Norris!

  1. I love the lists “Chuck Norris Facts”. I love you Chuck. I really miss Walker Texas Ranger. I really wish you would continue the TV series, they’re for all ages. God Bless You Chuck

  2. Listen to this chuck norris fact from my brothers site:
    Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

  3. It’s a little known fact that Chuck Norris was originally cast for the part of Danny Tanner in the 90’s hit television series “Full House”. It wasn’t until the very last minute that Bob Sagat was cast for the part of Danny Tanner after a very unfortunate incident involving Chuck Norris and one of the Olson Triplets.

  4. I love your show chuckie boy, keep on rollen and keep on kicken. whoop some big boys butt. Man I bought toilet paper the other day with my mom and just had to have the chuck norris toilet paper man we had to take it back because my shit wouldn’t stick. My mommy had to go back and get some.

  5. chuck is the greatest,one of the better actors, i’d watch any movie with him in it. the chuck norris facts are priceless and so great, i’m sure he sees the funny side. pity walker had to end, sure beats some of the tv series shown today. love ya heaps,best wishes,hope to see you again on tv.

  6. I live in australia, with my mum brother and 2 sisters, mum has been a fan of chuck norris for many years, she now has added us to the fan list. we love all his movies and we have series 1 of walker.not only is chuck a great actor, to us he has contributed so much to the world, he is a good all rounder. many kids look up to him, for all the right reason, other actors could take a leaf out of chuck,s book. all the best chuck to you and your family. we 5 aussies love ya

  7. Breaking news, officals say that Anna Nicole Smiths Autopsy has concluded that the cause of dealth was a swift roundhouse kick to side of the head. Police say that they may have a suspect but will not say who do too extreme fear that Chuck Norris will unleash a Roundhouse huricane kick and
    completely destroy the Bahama’s

  8. whats the last thing that goes through the minds of chuck norris’ victims??

    his foot!


    i love these jokes!

  9. if you spell chuck norrises’ name wrong on google it dosent say did you mean chuck norris it says run while you can

  10. This sh_t is just frackin great!.. Someone wrote a short thing analyzing the trend at rafterjumpon.com about the ranger in texas. Something about Walker is Bush is a love/hate thing.

  11. why the hell would he tell Chuck Norris these things? Chuck Norris already knows

    but seriously was it me or was he letting it go to his head a little. especially when danza said “chuck norris doesn’t sleep. he waits,” man it almost seemed like Chuck was proud of that or something

  12. Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.

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