Shoot the Sherbet

So my late grandmother always used to say this when she was upset about something. Rather than swearing or yelling, she'd say, "Shoot the sherbet!" My cousin Jess and I would play cards against her as kids and if we'd beat her in King's Corners or something, she'd actually get upset and say, "Shoot the…

The world’s greatest power ballad.

So in preparing for our first ever band rehearsal this weekend, I've written a power ballad. It's based on two conversations that are completely unrelated. The first of which is one I had with Freddy Malinowski where we recognized the fact that if there were no such thing as a ballad, there would be no…