Coffee? Tea? Bathroom cleanser?

The other day I was enjoying a cup of coffee. It was so good, I thought I'd have a second cup. I filled up my mug, and headed toward the computer to check some emails, but decided to hit the bathroom first. I went to set my coffee mug on the shelf that stands just…

The coffee poem.

I wrote a poem this morning. I thought I'd share it with all of you. Java! Dig It! In the morning when I'm sleepy and all the world's a haze, I chug a gallon of coffee it always improves my days. Coffee, you rock. Coffee, you rule. Coffee, you rock. Coffee, you're picked then transported…

Why is it so cold? Why?

It's sorta funny, but I'm actually a foot and a half shorter right now than I was when I climbed out of bed this morning. I got out of the shower this morning, got dressed, and walked outside to make my way to work. But it was so cold out that my feet kept freezing…

Air Conditioning

Many of you are aware of the heat wave enveloping the country. Yesterday it was up in the nineties here in Chicago. That's pretty hot. On Sunday I finally put my window A/C unit up in my bedroom. This was definitely much needed as I slept much better. The problem is, though, that I think…

What does this mean?

Sometimes I get startled when the toast pops up. I mean I know it's coming. I'm expecting it. But it just pops up so suddenly that I can't help but jump. Somehow I'm sure this is something that could be used to explain a lot of my issues.

Spoons are to spaghetti as forks are to soup.

I brought some leftover spaghetti into work for lunch today. I didn't bring any silverware as there are usually plastic forks in one of the kitchens around the office. Not today. Ever try to eat spaghetti with a couple spoons? It's tough. Even using them like chopsticks was tricky. Luckily, my buddy Ayako stopped by…

Why?

What a good question this is! Why did you do that? Why is this here? Why didn't you tell me that? Why would I say that? Why am I naked? Why do you think I killed him? Why is my toothbrush in your shoe? Why did you lick my forehead? Why is this rat poison…

When did the light go on?

When did they start putting lights into freezers? Because mine doesn't have one, but my parents' does. What took so long for somene to put spare batteries into their scotch on the rocks, and ice cubes into their Gameboy/flashlight/vibrator in order for the realization to hit? "Damn! Sure wish I could see in the freezer.…