Many of you are aware of the heat wave enveloping the country. Yesterday it was up in the nineties here in Chicago. That’s pretty hot. On Sunday I finally put my window A/C unit up in my bedroom. This was definitely much needed as I slept much better.
The problem is, though, that I think the damn thing might actually be broken. Because I went to bed last night and turned the dial to “Maximum Cool,” but when I woke up this morning I was still the same lame dumbass that I’ve always been.
I’ll never be cool.