One of the greatest new songs I’ve heard lately is by a band called the Mullet Marauders. Lead singer, Scott Hoyer is actually the brother of Todd Hoyer, guitarist of my own band formerly known as The Finalists. And as it happens, when the band formerly known as The Finalists meets to record their debut album the weekend of July 8th, it will be Scott who provides the technological support that will make this happen.

Anyway, click here to check out the Mullet Marauders MySpace page. There you’ll be able to hear two tracks off their upcoming album titled “Welcome to the Roadhouse.” The first song is called “The Ballad of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.” Simply put, it’s brilliant. Never before has anyone been able to capture the spirit that is both Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. Now, forever immortalized in song, hopefully generations of teens to come will learn of their legend.

The second song on the site is “LA Gear Lady.” It’s an equally moving love song written to a woman with a penchant for dirty denim and neon shoe laces. Perhaps highlighted by the lyric, “She drinks Busch Light, it’s her favorite beer/I just want to make her mine this year,” To be honest, I’m not sure which of the two songs I like more. They’re both outstanding. I, for one, look forward to actually owning a copy of this album. As I also look forward to working with the studio wizard known as Hoydogg.

UPDATE: 6.21.06


I just received some breaking news, the Coreys, Feldman and Haim, are going to be reuniting to star in a comedy series.

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are making a comeback! The ’80s teen heartthrobs will star in The Coreys, a comedy series that centers on fictional versions of themselves, similar to Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Coreys will reunite Feldman — who’s living the comfortable suburban life with his wife Suzie and son — with Haim, a bachelor and the total opposite of Feldman! Episodes would follow Haim as he shakes life up for the Feldmans.

This information came straight from here, the celebrity gossip pages of the National Enquirer, so it’s got to be true, right?

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, let it be true!

Another update – August 12, 2007
I’d actually created a post featuring the video for “The Ballad of  the Coreys.” But lately, this post you’re at now has been getting a lot of traffic so I thought I’d put it up here as well. Click the video itself to be taken to the YouTube page for better quality. But be sure to comment, and tell ’em Mikey sent you.

Click here to fulfill all your Corey product needs.

8 thoughts on “The Coreys Feldman and Haim

  1. The Two Coreys reuniting is nice and all, but what I really want to see is a reality show reuniting Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson. Now that would be something.

  2. i hope that truth! i just love corey haim.. well the young corey..
    i hope the show can be on mexican tv too, cause im living here!

  3. Hey, I just ran across an ad for The Corey Feldman Band from The Austin Chronicle when the band playd in Austin, Texas back on June 8, 2002!!!!It has a photo of Corey wearing the famous headband he is usually wearing. I remember him most in “The Lost Boys” of which I have on vhs and enjoy watching him there as a young teenager! The Corey Feldman Band were the headliner band for that June 8th performance and the other two bands were “Oh No” and “Kirby Lane”. Kirby Lane is a street in central Austin and also a restaurant but it is spelled Kerby instead of Kirby! I wonder where the band has been playing or if it even is together any longer. Let me know. I am a 69 yr. old woman who enjoys the old ‘underground’ music. My son is a musician and has played in “Fuckemos” and “The Crybabies” and “U.S.S. Friendship” to name a few. Party on Dudes!! Give me a shout about Corey’s band. Thanx, DeAnn

  4. Did you guys read the interview where fieldman was asked to camio in the new lost boys flick, but Haim wasn’t? that would have to be a big blow, that was the film where their egos first clashed and made them bond wasn’t it! big ouch!

  5. lov coreys pero mas corey haim el mejor de los 80 el mas lindo, carismatico y cool era un sueño wow lastima por la sdrogas se arruino =( llorooooooo pero suerte y espero que otra vez tenga exito y que otra vez se ponga guapo y que sea un bombonazo =)

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