Yesterday I was reading some of the new posts as they came up on my WordPress Dashboard. I spotted this one. After reading the different personality types and placing myself into several of the categories, I felt that there were some personality types missing. So I thought I’d do my part to make the list more complete.
You are a lazy, no good, freeloading, porn surfer. You’d rather lick the inside of an empty Dorito bag than make a sandwich. The jobs you manage to get are generally lost within the first fifteen minutes of your employment. You hardly move from the couch and have been known to pee in a bottle to keep from moving. You would make a great paper weight, dead body actor, or United States president.
You tend to blend into woodwork at social gatherings. You’re omnipresent without being noticed. You often find yourself in bushes and on long car drives that end only when the car you’re tailing parks. Your idea of a nice weekend is not having a restraining order served to you. You often feel misunderstood and feel you can best express your feelings through kidnap and unlawful restraint. You would make a great private investigator, horror novelist, or daycare operator.
You’re basically an attention demanding, tactless, loud, obnoxious dorkchop. You like to let people know that you once scored four touchdowns in the first half of a freshman football game. You often forget to mention that you were four years older than the other freshmen due to you having been held back four times in the fourth grade. You also wear the number four, but aren’t sure why. You’ve been known to be the life of the party, but don’t realize that no one is laughing with you, only at you. You assume everyone likes you, and though you think you have a lot of friends, you’re probably very sad and lonely. But you repress this completely and act like a total jackass most of the time. You would make a great toll-booth attendant, small town butcher, or late-night talk show sidekick.
You tend to be nude a lot. You don’t often wear clothes and seem to enjoy being naked. Your idea of well-dressed is a fancy hat. When law officials attempt to strip search you, they actually have to dress you first. You’re what some people call a naturist. You are very comfortable in your own skin, even though most others are extemely uncomfortable looking at it. You would make a great art school model, University of California at Berkley professor, or sunscreen tester.
Who can add to this list?