Don’t forget to floss.

I’ve got popcorn stuck in my teeth. That’s not so bad. Here are things I’d rather not have stuck in my teeth:

~Fingernail clippings
~Aluminum foil
~Male pubic hair
~Squirrel shit
~Any sort of animal shit, I guess.
~Sand
~Bad salami
~Female pubic hair
~A human appendix
~Super glue
~A staple
~Plastic explosives
~Gary Coleman

Everything else, though, is pretty much alright.

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