I love the lists “Chuck Norris Facts”. I love you Chuck. I really miss Walker Texas Ranger. I really wish you would continue the TV series, they’re for all ages. God Bless You Chuck
Listen to this chuck norris fact from my brothers site:
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
It’s a little known fact that Chuck Norris was originally cast for the part of Danny Tanner in the 90’s hit television series “Full House”. It wasn’t until the very last minute that Bob Sagat was cast for the part of Danny Tanner after a very unfortunate incident involving Chuck Norris and one of the Olson Triplets.
I love your show chuckie boy, keep on rollen and keep on kicken. whoop some big boys butt. Man I bought toilet paper the other day with my mom and just had to have the chuck norris toilet paper man we had to take it back because my shit wouldn’t stick. My mommy had to go back and get some.
chuck is the greatest,one of the better actors, i’d watch any movie with him in it. the chuck norris facts are priceless and so great, i’m sure he sees the funny side. pity walker had to end, sure beats some of the tv series shown today. love ya heaps,best wishes,hope to see you again on tv.
I live in australia, with my mum brother and 2 sisters, mum has been a fan of chuck norris for many years, she now has added us to the fan list. we love all his movies and we have series 1 of walker.not only is chuck a great actor, to us he has contributed so much to the world, he is a good all rounder. many kids look up to him, for all the right reason, other actors could take a leaf out of chuck,s book. all the best chuck to you and your family. we 5 aussies love ya
Breaking news, officals say that Anna Nicole Smiths Autopsy has concluded that the cause of dealth was a swift roundhouse kick to side of the head. Police say that they may have a suspect but will not say who do too extreme fear that Chuck Norris will unleash a Roundhouse huricane kick and
completely destroy the Bahama’s
This sh_t is just frackin great!.. Someone wrote a short thing analyzing the trend at rafterjumpon.com about the ranger in texas. Something about Walker is Bush is a love/hate thing.
why the hell would he tell Chuck Norris these things? Chuck Norris already knows
but seriously was it me or was he letting it go to his head a little. especially when danza said “chuck norris doesn’t sleep. he waits,” man it almost seemed like Chuck was proud of that or something
Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.
Because the World is Round 
I heard you laugh in the background…or whoever that was.
That’s actually not me. Just whoever taped it. I linked to that at YouTube.
the voice sync is off a little bit, but its stuff funny as hell
Yes, its funny, but I can’t understand so much, only few things. hilarious though 🙂
is there anyway to download these videos… im on dialup 😦
Peter
http://peteremcc.wordpress.com
yea go to http://clipnabber.com type in a youtube (or any other site listed bellow’s) web address when viewing the video and click download as mp4
hello these things are funny as fuck
this shit is so funny even chuck norris would laugh
lol Ikr. Ahahhhahahahahahahaha
I’m jealous.
I posted this a long time ago – along with some other spin offs from the Chuck Norris obsession.
http://stealbelow.wordpress.com/2006/01/10/chuck-norris-speaks-out-about-chuck-norris-facts/
haha, that’s hilarious!
I love the Walker, Texas Ranger lever on Conan.
http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=faf9c6b024a0cf0f0a62a239c65eee99&showtopic=3134723
i love those lists. hilarious. 😆
I love the lists “Chuck Norris Facts”. I love you Chuck. I really miss Walker Texas Ranger. I really wish you would continue the TV series, they’re for all ages. God Bless You Chuck
LMAO that is soooooo funny. take a look at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com tis propa class i have to say thumbs up lads and lasses
Listen to this chuck norris fact from my brothers site:
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
What is up with Chuck norris any ways???
Where did all this Chuck Norris jokes start?
they started with a college student somewhere back east. he actually got to meet chuck. AND HE LIVED!!!
oh my god!! ive no other words to say!!
so whats all the fuss about chuck norris, bob marley shot the sheriff
Brill.ive always wondered what chuck would think of these comments about him and now i know… great link.
CHUCK NORRIS SHOWED TONY DANZA WHO’S THE BOSS!!!
It’s a little known fact that Chuck Norris was originally cast for the part of Danny Tanner in the 90’s hit television series “Full House”. It wasn’t until the very last minute that Bob Sagat was cast for the part of Danny Tanner after a very unfortunate incident involving Chuck Norris and one of the Olson Triplets.
I cant believe that Chuck didnt roundhouse kick Tony Danza right in his face for any reason necesary
Chuck we all love you and wish you the very best. Keep up the good work.
I love your show chuckie boy, keep on rollen and keep on kicken. whoop some big boys butt. Man I bought toilet paper the other day with my mom and just had to have the chuck norris toilet paper man we had to take it back because my shit wouldn’t stick. My mommy had to go back and get some.
chuck is the greatest,one of the better actors, i’d watch any movie with him in it. the chuck norris facts are priceless and so great, i’m sure he sees the funny side. pity walker had to end, sure beats some of the tv series shown today. love ya heaps,best wishes,hope to see you again on tv.
I live in australia, with my mum brother and 2 sisters, mum has been a fan of chuck norris for many years, she now has added us to the fan list. we love all his movies and we have series 1 of walker.not only is chuck a great actor, to us he has contributed so much to the world, he is a good all rounder. many kids look up to him, for all the right reason, other actors could take a leaf out of chuck,s book. all the best chuck to you and your family. we 5 aussies love ya
Check out this chuck norris random generator at http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com.
it was ok i guess this site needs more chuck facts.
damn this chuck stuff is a ripper, always leaves me rolling around on da floor.
where can I find all the chuck norris jokes in the world
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, huge shotguns kegs.
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, he just shotguns kegs.
Breaking news, officals say that Anna Nicole Smiths Autopsy has concluded that the cause of dealth was a swift roundhouse kick to side of the head. Police say that they may have a suspect but will not say who do too extreme fear that Chuck Norris will unleash a Roundhouse huricane kick and
completely destroy the Bahama’s
carissa phy Says:
February 10th, 2006 at 11:16 am
this shit is so funny even chuck norris would laugh
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….he did
lol i just watched it again after 4 years!!! still fffing funny!
THIS IS AMAZING!!! I HEART CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!
whats the last thing that goes through the minds of chuck norris’ victims??
his foot!
haha
i love these jokes!
if you spell chuck norrises’ name wrong on google it dosent say did you mean chuck norris it says run while you can
that’s hilarious.. I can’t believe nobody was afraid to be in the same room as him.. lol.. jk..
This sh_t is just frackin great!.. Someone wrote a short thing analyzing the trend at rafterjumpon.com about the ranger in texas. Something about Walker is Bush is a love/hate thing.
How many Chuck Norris’s does it take to change a light bulb….. None if the light bulb knows whats good for it.
that’s my video lol
cuz we both thought,that love last foreve. Stacy Fabian.
that is funny as hell
he’s the star in my eyes always.
Accidents don’t happen to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris happens to accidents.
why the hell would he tell Chuck Norris these things? Chuck Norris already knows
but seriously was it me or was he letting it go to his head a little. especially when danza said “chuck norris doesn’t sleep. he waits,” man it almost seemed like Chuck was proud of that or something
Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.
this shit is so funny
Chuck norris can answer a question with out Seeing it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.